*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
*calls mariah* phase one complete master
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”